me: [mba people] are scary. i went to this mixer thing and all of them were from ivy leagues...stanford...
the korean co-worker: they're all tools anyway.
me: ...and berkeley...like my boyfriend...

[10:12 AM] brother: I got a spam email with a subject
[10:12 AM] brother: huge artichoke
[10:13 AM] brother: is that supposed to make me want to open it?

bjaoisdjfoiwefjsf. my ass is unhappy.

on another unhappy note, i can't find my camera. i thought i had left it at my apartment but it's not here. perhaps i put it down somewhere at home and forgot that i did..? anyway, if that's the case, i missed a lot of weekend photo ops for no reason *sigh*

korean co-worker: i think spacemen are trained not to throw up in their spacesuits

[10:11 AM] me: haha
[10:11 AM] me: no one liked your joke
[10:12 AM] me: http://www.haloscan.com/comments/midori1016/115396098987868407/
[10:17 AM] brother: oh, I get it
[10:17 AM] brother: hahaha
[10:18 AM] brother: I didn't know what bruce lee was supposed to eat
[10:18 AM] me: hahahahahaha
[10:18 AM] brother: I was trying to think of something funny
[10:18 AM] brother: but it didn't work

from le brother:

[5:30 PM] brother: what does bruce lee drink when he's thirsty?
[5:30 PM] brother: WATAHHH!!!!!!!
[5:31 PM] brother: what does bruce lee eat when he's hungry?
[5:31 PM] me: ...
[5:31 PM] brother: chuck norris
[5:31 PM] brother: : 0

ahhhh i know i've been using vi too long when i press "esc" instead of clicking "publish post" to save my work!!

i have bajillions upon pajillions of photos i need to upload/crop/post but we won't be doin' NONE of that for the next couple of days because i have a deadline.

i slept with my laptop last night. i haven't done that since college :(

woooo i snagged "midori"!

1. Four Jobs:
a. Kumon bitch: involved correcting lots and lots of homework and trips to Tozai for milk coffee to avoid falling asleep over lots and lots of homework (which ended up happening anyway)
b. PSAT Prep thingie @ Schurr: umm...I helped prep kiddies for the PSATs?
c. Library bitch: working in the MRC in the main library at UCI. Easiest job evAr.
d. LARC tutor: Tutored groups of students for ICS21 :) Omega cool.

2. Four Things I Wish I Had Done Earlier:
a. Gotten my act together *sigh* Middle school ruined me.
b. Figured out what I wanted to do w/ the rest of my life. Perhaps I would have been better prepared ;P
c. Learned another language. Actually, I have yet to do this so perhaps this falls under the category of things I hope to do someday...?
d. Become socially ept (if inept is a word then ept should be too). Actually perhaps this also falls under the category of things I hope to do someday ;P

3. Four Places I Have Lived:
a. SGV
b. Irvine
c. Newport Beach
d. T00stin (this is a sad, sad list)

4. Four Countries I Have Been To:
a. USA.
b. Bahamas (the only time I've ever needed a passport)
c. Mexico
d. ...this is also a sad, sad list

5. Four Countries I Would Like to Visit:
a. Japan/Okinawa to connect with my people (or something.)
b. Italy (for the food)
c. France (for the food)
d. Some little island with warm weather, lovely beaches and indoor plumbing :)

6. Four of My Favorite Dishes:
a. Pasta in a pink or red sauce. I die for that stuff.
b. Japanese curry/katsu curry. SOOOO GOOD.
c. Hawaiian plate lunch fare.
d. French fries (okay, so technically not a dish but those things will be the death of me)

7. Four Sites I Visit Daily:
a. Gmail
b. Yahoo! Mail
c. Sitemeter (self-obsessed)
d. myself (even more self-obsessed)

8. Four Software Applications I Cannot Live Without:
a. Photoshop: I need it for all my webpage-y stuff. And photo-y stuff. MSPaint does not even come close (I don't care what you say...!)
b. iTunes: devoted iTunes user since high school :)
c. MS Word/Excel/Outlook/PowerPoint/Project/etc: universal medium for documentation and project management :( I am too sad.
d. Notepad/Wordpad/SimpleText: handy dandy little applications that are frequently overlooked

9. Four Things I'll Never Forget:
a. My name/birthday/SSN (at least I hope not)
b. The family trips (multiple families) to Tahoe, Mammoth, Las Vegas, SF, Yosemite, etc. Brady getting shoved headfirst into sand, getting smashed by a horse (while Leanne got rashes up the wahizzle), toasted marshmallows, fish farm, Vegas obon, the long, long drives.
c. Living with my Alicante girls :D
d. Senior years of both hs and college. For some reason things seemed to fall together and fall apart at the same time during both of those years =\

10. I Tag....
Err...I'm just going to list a bunch of people who actually update sometimes:

Neener
Derek
Xin
Damon
Sar
Ho
Lefty

And (because I'm sick of typing out URLs) everyone else on my links list! Suckers!

Huntz: Dude, where's my crotch?

haha. she is le old.

>:|

my brother: maybe you're just not a disney princess
my brother: unlike me

me: you're talking to the wrong girls
me: too young
my brother: that's why I whine to you
me: or something
me: i don't know
my brother: you're not a girl
me: HEY!

virginian co-worker: Hey! Wanna play a game?
me: What?
virginian co-worker: Smell my hand!
me: !

Haaaaa! That's not even from last weekend. That's from lunch yesterday.

Okay fine. Here.

Saturday

Photo 1: 11:31 AM
Photo 2: 3:06 PM
Photo 3: 6:15 PM
Photo 4: 8:21 PM
Photo 5: 9:46 PM

the brother: I went to the bathroom
the brother: after holding it in for a long time
the brother: and I feel glorious now

Leanne: I'm really thirsty. Where's the soap?

I had a good weekend....lots and lots of pictures that I may or may not be posting in the next month or so.

So before I forget everything that happened...

Saturday: Beach in the afternoon with le boyfriend, dinner at Lawry's later that night with the boyfriend, Sar, Ho, Jason, and Damon for Damon's birthday. Bowled and went to Cha for Tea with Sar, Ho, and Damon after dinner. I got my ass whooped but I broke 60 so I don't care :)

Sunday: Bodega Wine Bar in Pasadena with April, Brian, Aaron, Ray, and Steve for their Sunday night $1 sake shot and $5 wine specials.

Monday: Huntington beach with April, Aaron, Ray, and Steve followed by dinner at Macaroni Grill.

Tuesday: BBQ and legal fireworks at April's with Brian, Ray, Aaron, April, and later Myra and Ray's underage obsession (kidding about that last part. Maybe).

Wednesday: back to work ;P

7/6 edit: i, like, left out a whole section regarding going to lawry's up there somehow. dolt.