January 28, 2008
more than just a whale tail
I was going to blog last night but too much wine + too little sleep = me passing out at a ridiculously early hour (and I still couldn't wake up this morning go figure).
Went to J Lounge Saturday evening after a gallery reception and dinner.
Went to the restroom w/ Maria and April not too long after arriving. A group of girls came in while we were in there.
"OH MY GOD it is so hot in there!" said a girl in a white sweater.
"A sweater was not the right thing to wear here." said one of her friends.
"My back is like, seriously all sweaty. Can you guys wipe my back?"
At this point I glance over to the group of girls standing right outside of one of the stalls. The sweater-girl is standing there in her sweater and her G-string, skirt pulled down to her knees, while her friends (3 or 4 of them) laugh and wipe her down with paper towels.
"Okay...I am not wiping your butt!"
Amazingly enough, Maria did not see any of this going on (I guess she was too busy fixing her makeup or something?) and April was in one of the stalls when all this was going on, so I had no other witnesses to this incident.
All I'm wondering is a) couldn't you have gone into one of the stalls to do this? you were taking up a lot of room in the bathroom plus I feel weird watching you guys but it's hard not to in that tiny bathroom and b) why do you need to take off your skirt to get your back wiped down?
